snacktime comes early today boys

something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies

Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.

Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.

Jake: Okay...let's do this.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

come today and buy some corn

Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

by Randomguywastaken September 18, 2021

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up?

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.

Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.

by Hankscolts December 1, 2022

not today

Being tired, do not feel desire, being done, being free.

A : Come on !
B : Not today...

A : Please...
B : I'm free to say "Not today..."

by polivebrsk January 23, 2017

I woke up today

A term mostly used by some people on BandLab named projekt5 and Grøøt, which has a lot of meanings, most notably meaning that a person woke up or that something is amazing. Derived from Grøøt's own song "Daily Routine"

"I woke up today
And I knew it was gonna be a great day"
- Grøøt, 2024

by ran2010 January 2, 2025