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scorched rail

When you've had soo much sex your member looks like a bbq'd weenie
"Man, I had soo much tail this weekend my dick looks like a scorched rail"
by Brent Hart April 5, 2007
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Curtain Rail

A chin strap left to hang out for six months.

A woman repellant.

Also the most disgusting version of facial hair possibly grown.
"Brian tried to have a bite of my spaghetti but it got lost in his Curtain Rail."

"The guy was really nice, but he had a Curtain Rail."

"I can't find my second born child, I think it's in my man's Curtain Rail."

"I couldn't afford a mop, so I just used my Curtain Rail."
by GeorgeIsEnglish November 22, 2013
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Rail Dust

A powder-like dust made of dried jizz that comes off of a woman’s thighs as they rub together during the walk of shame after a gang-bang.
Did you see that trail of rail dust behind Jennifer when she was walking home after getting gang-banged last night?
by VioletDreamsToo September 7, 2022
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Northern Rail

A train company in north England that uses old trains that always delayed or cancelled
1) sorry I was late boss I traveled on train with northern rail
2) I can't make it to the appointment my northern rail service to York is cancelled again
3) eww what that train its so old, oh it's only northern rail
by sambee2001 July 21, 2021
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nad rail

the wall of pillows put up between between two straight men forced to sleep in the same be so that physical contact is impossible
Harry: crap dude we have to share a bed?!?
John: eh i guess it's cool. We'll just have to put up a nad rail.
by wak94 November 21, 2011
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Lunar Rail

A considerably large line of "High Quality" coke or meth that; when inhaled through the nose; produces an incredible sense of an elevated mind state and euphoria. The rush is second to none.
Curt: "Damn homie, that last line I did has me ZOOMIN'!"

Jimmy: "I bet, Bruh. That mutha fucka was a mile long and half a mile wide!"

Curt: "FUCKIN RIGHT!! That mutha fucka was a "LUNAR RAIL".

Jimmy: "Lunar Rail?"

Curt: "Yup! Shit sent me STRAIGHT TO THE MOON, NIGGA!"
by Kyng Whun January 14, 2014
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rail grabber

When you take a dump so large but you have to grab the handicap rail to get it all out
I just went to the bathroom, and that was a real Rail grabber
by Kirk F July 26, 2020
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