Math (and science) explained by “doctors” and “scientists” with results catered to what republicans want to hear by plugging in incorrect numbers to correct formulas.
“Based on our republican science (republican is silent), covid19 is a hoax and nothing more than a flu”
by MF-Jones April 29, 2020
Get the Republican Sciencemug. Male 1: Black Friday got its name because they sold slaves for cheaper that day.
Male 2: yo fam your wrong that's nigga science.
Male 2: yo fam your wrong that's nigga science.
by 617god October 14, 2016
Get the nigga sciencemug. Natural Sciences: a branch of Science that deals with understanding nature.
The five major branches of Natural sciences:
Astronomy, Biology, Chemistry, Earth Science and Physics!
I believe physics to be the most basic natural science (doesn't mean it's easy) and that other natural sciences build upon it.
The five major branches of Natural sciences:
Astronomy, Biology, Chemistry, Earth Science and Physics!
I believe physics to be the most basic natural science (doesn't mean it's easy) and that other natural sciences build upon it.
Natural sciences are great!
Chemistry teacher: ...so basically, we've got aqueous HF as a product.
Student: What? WHY?!
Chemistry teacher: That's the physics of it!
Chemistry teacher: ...so basically, we've got aqueous HF as a product.
Student: What? WHY?!
Chemistry teacher: That's the physics of it!
by zawazawa December 18, 2012
Get the Natural Sciencesmug. Totally the only science that's worthwhile. Overall #1 best science in the world, practiced only by the most qualified nuclear scientists.
Basically, my buddy Mike is a nuclear scientist. He knows more about nuclear science than most people who have science degrees.
by tg moxley March 8, 2008
Get the nuclear sciencemug. A mere-human being who has been trained in the dark knowledge of science. Often competes in science competitions and does no work in order to obtain this sacred status.
by N2ted0g March 30, 2008
Get the Science Godmug. a mixture of the energy drink, monster, and gatorade, when made is the ultimate sports drink, it has eveything your body needs to keep going, one sip of science juice will have you up and going for at least three days, and it has meth in it, lots and lots of meth
terrance: are you okay steve?
steve: oh my god!! my eyes are on fire!!
terrance: you've been drinking science juice again, havent you?
steve: yes
steve: oh my god!! my eyes are on fire!!
terrance: you've been drinking science juice again, havent you?
steve: yes
by whilwheaton April 2, 2010
Get the science juicemug. occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.
Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
by THLO June 21, 2012
Get the Stoner sciencemug.