Floating pie

When an older woman goes swimming and forgets the
bottom of her bathing suit. While she's under water
her floppy vagina floats to the surface.

also known as:
the hovering cake
the soaring patty
the unsinkable muffin

Where's grandma? I've been looking for hours
and can't find her. What's that? It looks like a floating pie. Wait a minute, that's grandma! I found her!

by rhpsmann July 19, 2009

Mandarin Pie

The act of giving an Asian woman a creampie.

I went down to Burford Highway and gave that slut a Mandarin Pie.

by Jiggawhut November 3, 2013

fish pie

vagina - female genitalia

Would you like something to eat? Yes I'll have the fish pie!

by Hugh Macpherson October 24, 2003

pookie pie

a pet name given to a partner/ true love

I love you pookie pie

by pookiepie November 6, 2005

punch the pie

The act of female masturbation. To rub/prod the female genitalia.

My boyfriend only lasts about 15 seconds so I normally have to punch the pie to get mine.

by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004

Chin Pie

The action of rubbing a chin with a couple of days of beard growth against the bare skin of someone with nice, soft skin to provoke hysterical laughter or mild torture-like pain. Usually done by either Dad's with their little kids or boyfriends with their partner.

Kids, if you don't get into bed now, Dad will come and give you some chin pie.

by Pequitas January 30, 2009

brown pie

when a girls privates have been stained brown from failing to wipe properly ( from front to back not back to front )

"the pictures taken in the motel of her privates showed obvious signs of a dirty brown pie"

shit pie crotch rot stanky pussy brown pie

by im#1SuperStar July 19, 2009