Time Machine

It will never happen and if it does are you sure you would want to change your past?

"This icecream flavor sucks. I wish I had a time machine to go back and pick a different one."

by Chantel Cliche July 4, 2009

Smoke Machine

A Smoke Machine is a machine that shoots out smoke and hides your friend from dancing like a fool.

Also a Smoke Machine can be used in movies to create a fake fire.

How many fingers did you use on the Smoke Machine to hide drews dancing?

by Tyler3535 September 25, 2009

Alexis Machine

Serial killer famed by Stephen King who likes to kill his victims with a straight razor.

I was going to shave this morning , but my roomate Alexis Machine stole my razor and killed everyone at the office.

by Antony1 June 15, 2006

sex-machine

a machine used to get a woman off. Usually has a dildo on the end of it.

I knew becky was a freak when I saw her sex machine.

by KroSS October 7, 2004

bubblegum machine

A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.

Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)

by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2006

Slut Machine

A person who is so slutty that they themselves are a machine for sluttyness.

Look at that Slut Machine just taking dicks like a champ.

by innertone December 4, 2010

snow machine

1. Snowmobile (Alaska slang = snowmachine)
2. Snowmaking machine, for a ski slope.
3. A machine used in a theater to create the illusion of falling snow.

I rode my snow machine, over some fake snow from the snow machine, and I remembered a movie where they obviously were using a snow machine.

by vanilla g-lotto December 27, 2004