Definition of a turd

An insult to somebody that you dislike or is a "turd".

Me: Whos Chris Cooper?
Joe Newall: Oh he's the definition of a turd

by Jazzymcgee66 December 18, 2011

A Published Definition

A rare occurrence when an Urban Dictionary Editor approves a user's definition.

Hopefully this definition is a published definition.

A published definition is more rare than the holy grail.

by Mysterion3452 December 30, 2013

Shit definition

see bullshit

see bollocks

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Person1: swrfe e ghip erwgho
Person2: shu wefh opuwieuoet w0e57883057 jkg kl;
Person3: eaw houo rd auageog!!!!

This is perhaps the best example of a SHIT definition, you have walked away learning nothing except that I am a cunt. Cuntraversally, many people post in SHIT no better than this. Down with the digital cunt! Down with the computing cunt! Down with ALL cunts!

by Willis McGee July 27, 2006

definitely maybe

An annoying phrase that Andrew uses daily to describe something that may occur.

Me: "Hey Andrew, are you going to that party Saturday night?"
Andrew: "Definitely maybe."

by Sunxocean March 10, 2009

The Definition of Awesome

Awesome is a term that is often thrown around but things that can be awesome are of a vast range and it needs clear measurment

Any living creature tyhat can enlist the help of a FREAKING DINOSAUR to help in with the destruction of a Satellite that would destroy the Eath by making it's inhabitants single minded slaves.

That guy in space that just got a dinosaur to destroy a satellite is "The Definition of Awesome"

by freekzim223 June 13, 2011

Fer Definitely

Meaning "for real"
or that is correct

"Hey, you goin to the party tonight man?"

"Chhh. Fer definitely!"

by iSmitThis December 22, 2008

Self-Definition

I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!

Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023