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rolling bolt

rolling bolt is a technique that obese people use to defend themselves from thin people, they lay down on the ground and roll as fast as they can. They use their precious fat rolls to squish thinnies.
karen: omg look at that thinnie giving us obese queens that look
london: omg you're right! shes going to be a victim of my rolling bolt
by karenlondon December 24, 2021
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Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
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Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly
Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"
by lusealdickman September 18, 2016
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Holt Bolt

When your countries leader disappears under strange, mysterious or controversial circumstances and never reappears.
“After such a long failed campaign to take Ukraine, Putin decided he had no other option than to enact the Holt Bolt”
by GhillieGuy97 June 21, 2023
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Bolted

When you’ve taken large amounts of MDMA or other stimulants and you feel high while your eyes are popping
Jason - “You alright bruv?”
Regan - “Yeah mate I’m just bolted as fuck at the moment.”
Jason - “Yeah I can tell you’ve taken a load of MD boy.”
Regan - “Wanna get bolted with me?”
by yournansasocialreject102 September 13, 2025
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Bolting

The art of behaving somewhat obnoxious and soberly drunk. people who enjoy bolting are fans of creating loud noises and making a scene.
Oh please ignore the guy dancing on the table, he's not drunk, he's just bolting again.
by WhottaWhitt June 12, 2016
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T-Bolted

When someone has crashed on a bike or skateboard, and then someone on another bike or skateboard comes up from behind and runs into him/her.
T-Bolted
by nbslang January 30, 2010
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