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Swedishly raped

Consensual sex that starts out with a condom but ends up without one, ergo, the sex was not consensual. (Apparently having consensual sex in Sweden without a condom is punishable by a term of imprisonment of a minimum of two years for rape.)
unicorn: "um, you're so wet and tight i think the condom might come off while we're sexing each other."
pterodactyl: "it's ok if it does. let's keep fucking :)"
unicorn: "ok"
pterodactyl: "BAWK, RAPE"
international swat team: "Ah ha, we've got you red handed. Arrested for Swedishly raping this sweet innocent pterodactyl. No more wikileaks for you."
pterodactyl: "Good thing there were five of us in the room. That would have been more awkward then getting Swedishly raped!"
by MurpBawker December 8, 2010
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Swedish Helicopter

A sexual position that is requested of Ben Stiller (Eddie) by Malin Akerman (Lila) in the film 'The Heartbreak Kid', 2007.
'What about the Swedish Helicopter?'
by Jaffaboy March 7, 2008
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Swedish Gas Mask

When a girl is passed out with her mouth open you bend over her and open up your butt ckeeks and fart in her mouth.
When Ashley was passed out I gave her a Swedish Gas Mask.
by Trevor St.Clair January 8, 2008
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Spetish

To have a fetish for Speedos.
Person A has a serious Spetish. That's why person A always hangs out by the wedge to watch the swimmers.
by JonORourke May 16, 2009
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Swedish Courage

The operation of a motor vehicle, specifically an upscale sedan, in a questionably aggressive manner through a false sense of security, in the mistaken belief that advanced restraint, steering, braking and/or suspension systems and higher chassis build quality will permit the driver to escape collision or injury.

The term apparently originates from the emphasis on safety in Volvo's ongoing advertising campaign.
"Yo! Did you see that Beemer cut off that ambulance and rip across six lanes to that offramp?"

"Monkey got a bad case of Swedish courage..."
by MrMRM December 17, 2009
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Swedish Intervals

Susan and I were going to do a 10k, but she looked so good in the spandex I took her home for Swedish Intervals
by Bonk6 January 16, 2010
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Swedish Handbrake

sternly straddle the phallus, while cupping the balls in ones mouth and inserting the index finger gently into the anus
Swedish Break-line or the more common Swedish Handbrake
by Woody Catpie July 8, 2010
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