Stuffing the Turkey

gettin it on, poppin ur cherry, sexual intercourse lololololol

hey where were u last nite
o i was stuffin the turkey with taht fineee girl

by Treyvon October 26, 2003

Cock-Stuffing

When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.

a: yo

b: yea, hi

a: doing anything interesting?

b: no, move along please

a: so what you got there sport?

b: nothing, I told you. Please go away

a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing

B: FUCK OFF!

a: I will, but I wanna know.

B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!


a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Stuff in the Junk

1. All of the parts of the digestive system
2. Nonsense

1. Your teacher asks you "what are all of the parts and their secretions in the digestive system? "you reply," stuff in the junk"
2. your friend says somthing sucks,you say "stuff in the junk"

by crazy bithes eating bitches December 20, 2008

Scuffin Muffin

The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.

Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

butt stuffing

when a girl stuffs her pants with cotton (or paper) because she doesn't think her ass is big enough.

she uses butt stuffing because she didn't think her ass was big enough!

by Joe Winko July 15, 2010

Stuffing

1. A thanksgiving food

2. Blowing a fat load over some dumb bitches asshole, then making a fist and shoving the cum into her wide asshole.

I was stuffing this blonde big assed chick and she was screaming and moaning, then a bismarcked her and said, "Mrs. Donlon, shut your slut ass up, before your downsyndrome husband wakes his retarded ass up."

by GODZILLA COCK 69 March 1, 2003

cock stuffing

Unexplained phenomena your ex-boyfriend does in an ill fated bid to win you back. Usually involves a lobe taper and the lubricant he uses to masturbate, to which he inserts into his urethra. The element of surprise oftentimes disallows the lube. May indicate possible homosexual tendencies. Can be strangely fascinating for some people.

ex-BF: thanks for bringing my Esteban guitar, amp and instructional dvd set
ex-GF: no prob, bye
ex-BF: so are you seeing anyone? *poor attempt at cock stuffing accompanied with clumsy stroking*
ex-GF: not cool. *swallows vomit*

by Scarred Eyeballs October 1, 2007