strawberry clock
strawberry clock by X March 9, 2005
Get the strawberry clock mug.
strawberry explosion
1. When a female projectile ejaculates as the result of oral stimulation while on her period, resulting a strawberry-colored explosion, hence the name.
2. Simon's waffle
2. Simon's waffle
Jon: So, how was last night with Nicki?
Simon: Eh, it was ok
Jon: Why just ok?
Simon: Well it was goin alright until she had a fuckin strawberry explosion all over my face. It got in my eye!
Simon: Eh, it was ok
Jon: Why just ok?
Simon: Well it was goin alright until she had a fuckin strawberry explosion all over my face. It got in my eye!
strawberry explosion by Cap'n Snatch April 7, 2008
Strawberry bagel
When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.
Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!
Strawberry bagel by Ken-dur-uh!! October 30, 2010
Strawberry milkshake
Strawberry milkshake is a cold drink with strawberry flavour. You can drink it almost anywhere or make it at home: there are instant ones in store. But what if you can't find/buy one?
Put a glass of milk in a pot. Add squished strawberries, they should be like a pasta. Mix well until you have a nice texture (it might take a few minutes, you can add milk if you need to). Put the strawberry milkshake in a fancy glass and done!
Strawberry milkshake by thisishowtomake February 21, 2021
Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles
This is a combo made up of theStrawberry Shortcake mixed with a Dirty Sanchez and an Abe Lincoln. What you do: Shave off your pubes and keep them within arms reach. While having sex with a girl/guy from behind, you pull out and spit on their back. When they turn around, you but them in the nose so they start bleeding then you cum on their face. Then grab your pubes and throw your pubes on their face. You have just completed a "Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles".
Doctor: Ma'am, what happened to you?
Women: My love gave me a Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles for Valentines Day.
Doctor: ... that's hot.
Women: My love gave me a Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles for Valentines Day.
Doctor: ... that's hot.
Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005
Strawberry Surprise
The surprise when you look in the mirror after the act of going down on a woman in the dark whilst she is unaware she is menstruating.
Strawberry Surprise by Madmen1149 July 26, 2010
Strawberry Mudcake
Strawberry Mudcake by Dirty Fkr April 17, 2009