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Despite his rocking hot bod Steven is an absolute incel. He beats women and kids. He spits on puppies and stomps on kittens. And he’s a living fucking nick cage of the human population. Statistics have also shown that the most Stevens also have micropenises out of any other name. He’s great at being being a cumslurper and knows how to please a man with his 16 fingers because he’s a fucking deformed plague on the human race. He is the least favorite wank sock.
Why is every shitty pornstar always named Steven?

I fucking hate Steven so much.

God, how many girls does Steven keep in his basement??

I was with Steven last night and it was like fucking a single baked bean.
Steven by GUIpasta February 1, 2019
"Ay look it is the gayest kid in the class" A Steven is defined as a gay ass kid.
Steven by MarionIsGay April 10, 2019
Steven is one of the gayest mofos in the world. He shoots his shots on guys
I’m Steven and I like dicks in my mouth yum.
Steven by Himynameiswhat! April 11, 2019
Anyone name steven has a Katana dick
Steven by Shalack November 1, 2019
The biggest fucking douchebag in the world. Tiniest dick in existence. And the most unloyal friend. Thinks he's good at sports.
Steven: did you see me make that lay up? who do you think is the best player on A team?

everyone: no one fucking cares
Steven by owen eddy March 19, 2018
The lamest root you will ever encounter. Kissing? Dont bother.

Aint nothing sexy ever came from a stevens.
Laura: "oohh.. that guy's a bit alright"
Sharn: " No. No stevens"
Steven by K2DaC June 9, 2018