steven

a fat dick havin ass nigga

man you heard about steven?
what do you mean?
that nigga got more meat than a deli!

by meat stick 01110 May 07, 2018

Stevening

Getting into a big cross pompous cantankerous redfaced steaming huffy tantrum so that anything happening is suddenly part of a big world conspiracy to offend or inconvenience the Stevener.

"...AND WHY IS THIS COFFEE GOING COLD AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY STANDING THERE LIKE THAT AND WHERE IS MY OTHER TIARA AND THIS IS *NOT* CHOPIN..."

"I wouldn't go in there, Chris - he's Stevening".

by Thrumumummer November 10, 2010

steven

An extremely cool guy that is hotter then any other person I know. He is hip n happenin and can woop anyones ass.

Man I wish my name was Steven. Then I would be friends with everyone.

by Henry the second February 14, 2007

Stevens

1.Shorter way of saying even stevens
2. Bring some on to zero life points in card game (eg. Magic, Hearthstone etc.)

Guy 1: hey man, you owe me ten dollars

Guy 2: How bout i buy you lunch and call it stevens

by Wmgjt October 19, 2016

steven

a person who loves cake. sometimes rude. watch out he breaks chairs. XD. sometimes funny though. HAHAHAHA!!! oh and speaking of laughing he laughs like drunk teletubbie.

oh crap! steven's coming! hide the cake!

by Toastee October 16, 2006

Stevenous

adj. Of or relating to being Steven.

Bob: That person is so stevenous today.

Bill: That's because he is Steven.

by Steven the Stevenous March 08, 2010

Stevens

An awkward individual in the social society who is usually quiet but makes weird or unusual remarks when the situation does not call for it.

During class, Rob pulled a Stevens when he whispered "penis in my mouth" many times.

by Cantank February 07, 2009