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Despite his rocking hot bod Steven is an absolute incel. He beats women and kids. He spits on puppies and stomps on kittens. And he’s a living fucking nick cage of the human population. Statistics have also shown that the most Stevens also have micropenises out of any other name. He’s great at being being a cumslurper and knows how to please a man with his 16 fingers because he’s a fucking deformed plague on the human race. He is the least favorite wank sock.
Why is every shitty pornstar always named Steven?
I fucking hate Steven so much.
God, how many girls does Steven keep in his basement??
I was with Steven last night and it was like fucking a single baked bean.
I fucking hate Steven so much.
God, how many girls does Steven keep in his basement??
I was with Steven last night and it was like fucking a single baked bean.
by GUIpasta February 1, 2019
Get the Stevenmug.