STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.

Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.

by 月月 April 24, 2014

std-infested

An ex boyfriend whom continuously cheated on you and ALWAYS ended up with STD's. A person destined to contact HIV/AIDS. A person you trusted whole heartedly.

My ex is std-infested. I hope he ends up alone and feeling as lonely as he made me feel while we were together.

by apples01 November 11, 2013

STD

Shitty Tinder Date

I know it's not as much fun as boring multiple strangers on tinder at once. ....But a casual happy hour is still better than catching a STD (Shitty Tinder Date).

by Awkwarditity123 June 22, 2015

Cyber STD

Computer (or other device) viruses that you get from going to scam websites that are redirected from (usually) porn.

Kid 1: My computer is so slow!
Kid 2: *checks search history* Looks like you got a case of Cyber STDs.

by Sensiblé February 28, 2016

std

a word that describes you having a sexual disease.

ex. Miyu and Aria have stds. -too many of them

by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019

Stds

My mother

Jeff look there's stds then John slides outta nowhere and says mom is that you

by Karen's.sexually.active November 15, 2019

STD

STDs are spread through contact with infected body fluids such as blood, vaginal fluids, or semen. They can also be spread through contact with infected skin or mucous membranes, such as sores in the mouth. You may be exposed to infected body fluids and skin through vaginal, anal or oral sex. Or when you are to poor to afford 1, just 1 condom.

I fucked that bitch and gave her an STD

That man gave me a nasty ass STD

by big hip know it all December 11, 2019