special starfish

A title given to a person who possesses an elitist and "asshole-ish" personality.

"I can't believe anyone would be friends with Reggie. He comes off as such a special starfish."

by Ogre_King September 5, 2016

smoking starfish

The act of parting your ass cheeks and pressing your ass against a glass shower door/window/etc. exposing the chocolate starfish and farting causing a steamy residue on the glass itself, thereby making the chocolate starfish to look as if it were smoking.

I pressed my ass against the shower door the other day and farted, my wife exclaimed that it looked like asmoking starfish

by urbanlegend1973 July 3, 2010

blown starfish

a precursor to the medical condition known as a rectal prolapse. See ass tulip.

I can't let that dolphin do me in the butt, I have a well-developed blown starfish.

Man, my starfish is blown!

by Dags January 7, 2004

pet the starfish

anal intercourse, touching of the anus with tongue,penis, fingers etc.

I positioned myself on my stomach with legs spread and asked Bob if he'd like to "pet the starfish".

by Crazy Ed December 9, 2008

The Bearded Starfish

When a male sticks his cock in the girl's vagina simultaneously with his nuts in her asshole. Thus called because it hits both the chocolate starfish and the bearded clam.

Vicki was so loose that I was able to pull the bearded starfish on her skanky ass.

by Harry Ballsonya October 3, 2003

dancing starfish

when someone is bent over and you stick your thumb into their asshole and twiddle your fingers.

Man...Laura was bent over last night and I gave her the dancing starfish!!!

by Mr. T Toggler August 31, 2006

Leaky Starfish

A sphincter which has been stretched out or loosened from anal sex.

Bubba was my cell-mate, and now I have a leaky starfish.

by His-torian September 21, 2003