Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.
Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
by Tenacious C September 20, 2016
Get the google stalkermug. A person who is usually liking or commenting on everything you post, Copies your statuses and pics and layout style likes your statuses that you posted from months ago after having a good snoop around your page and knows everything and remembers everything you post on facebook
Person has liked your status from 3 months ago
You:wtf didn't I post this from like three months ago??? I think I've got a facebook stalker
Person has same profile pic as you and background layout
You:Dude I seriously think this person is stalking me they've copied my picture pose and even got the same background layout
Person:I saw his facebook check in he's at McDonalds lets go to McDonalds
Person 2: You are such a facebook stalker it's like your obsessed with this guy?
Person:Yeah I heard it was your mothers Birthday last week so I bought her a belated Birthday present
You:Ok and how did you know it was my mums Birthday?
Person:Oh I saw it on your facebook
You:Thinks to self 'facebook stalker'
You:wtf didn't I post this from like three months ago??? I think I've got a facebook stalker
Person has same profile pic as you and background layout
You:Dude I seriously think this person is stalking me they've copied my picture pose and even got the same background layout
Person:I saw his facebook check in he's at McDonalds lets go to McDonalds
Person 2: You are such a facebook stalker it's like your obsessed with this guy?
Person:Yeah I heard it was your mothers Birthday last week so I bought her a belated Birthday present
You:Ok and how did you know it was my mums Birthday?
Person:Oh I saw it on your facebook
You:Thinks to self 'facebook stalker'
by Lenny45 July 6, 2014
Get the Facebook Stalkermug. A really thick girl that stalks you. its more like an obsession. Very controlling of every movement you make. You can't see her but you know her fat ass is there. Harrasses all your friends to.
by Likalotapus October 7, 2020
Get the Torta Stalkermug. Someone with absolutely no life, who resorts to watching the lives of other people to an increasingly obsessive level in order to amuse themselves. Usually elderly neighbours checking out the new cute kid on the block.
Johnno: Hey Robbo, coming to the game later?
Robbo: Nah dude, some new family moved in across the road. They got a 6 year old daughter, so my dad wants to spend some quality time with me.
Johnno: Dude, don't be such a visual stalker.
Robbo: Nah dude, some new family moved in across the road. They got a 6 year old daughter, so my dad wants to spend some quality time with me.
Johnno: Dude, don't be such a visual stalker.
by Kanyethe stalkkkkkker April 15, 2009
Get the Visual Stalkermug. Someone who constantly takes pics of your/other peoples butts. They are usually weirder people or just love butts. Some people call them perverts (which isn't wrong).
by laurenngneall February 2, 2015
Get the Butt Stalkermug. by non-existent_mental heath February 18, 2022
Get the stalker's tangomug. When a person is obsessed with TV series, remembering episodes titles, scenes, quotes, characters bios etc.
by SKdA August 11, 2010
Get the Series Stalkermug.