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Visual Stalker

Someone with absolutely no life, who resorts to watching the lives of other people to an increasingly obsessive level in order to amuse themselves. Usually elderly neighbours checking out the new cute kid on the block.
Johnno: Hey Robbo, coming to the game later?

Robbo: Nah dude, some new family moved in across the road. They got a 6 year old daughter, so my dad wants to spend some quality time with me.

Johnno: Dude, don't be such a visual stalker.
by Kanyethe stalkkkkkker April 15, 2009
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Butt Stalker

Someone who constantly takes pics of your/other peoples butts. They are usually weirder people or just love butts. Some people call them perverts (which isn't wrong).
OMG that man/kid is such a butt stalker! He just took a picture of Jennifer's butt...
by laurenngneall February 2, 2015
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google stalker

A person who aimlessly stalks different locations via Google Maps Street View.
Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.

Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
by Tenacious C September 20, 2016
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stalker's tango

stalker's tango is a Autoheart song about how you won't meet another person like him/her.
Sam :Have you listen to Stalker's Tango
Khalessi: It's so good
by non-existent_mental heath February 18, 2022
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Torta Stalker

A really thick girl that stalks you. its more like an obsession. Very controlling of every movement you make. You can't see her but you know her fat ass is there. Harrasses all your friends to.
Damn... that Torta Stalker follows me everywhere !
by Likalotapus October 7, 2020
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Sheep Stalker

A person that follows a follower.

Sheep Stalkers don't even make the effort to mooch along with the herd, they are rather like the dags on a Sheeps wooly bum and just tag along with whatever.
Hey Leon what are you and your mates doing tonight? I thought I might just tag along? Elmo mate you are just a Sheep Stalker!
by CartelKids May 6, 2010
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Series Stalker

When a person is obsessed with TV series, remembering episodes titles, scenes, quotes, characters bios etc.
S is such a series stalker, he can quote full episodes of buffy the vampire slayer.
by SKdA August 11, 2010
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