by lick it August 11, 2003

A practical joke in which you throw your friend naked out of a second story window onto a dildo laced with pcp and fire ants.
Juans pretty drunk, i bet he would even be able to identify us in a felony case if we dildo spiked him!
by Dr SlangBang February 25, 2011

by Ciaran does the business May 5, 2007

Guy 1. So did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy2. Ya man nearly stabbed her to death with my meat spike
Guy2. Ya man nearly stabbed her to death with my meat spike
by Tothmacher June 11, 2006

When you smack a homeless mans shoulder with the end of your genitals as he sleeps on his bench, causing him to break down and have a seizure.
by Pp hard June 6, 2018

by Pinheadlarry69 August 16, 2017

When someone suddenly gains an obscene amount of facebook friends. Most commonly achieved right after the school year begins.
"The one good thing about school starting again is I'm sure to have a friend spike!"
"Little Jimmy just became friends with 30 people in a day. It's fall, he must be having a friend spike."
"Little Jimmy just became friends with 30 people in a day. It's fall, he must be having a friend spike."
by mctech August 30, 2011
