Vulva sniffer

A vulva sniffer is somebody who has an obsessive behavior to sniff the vulva before sex or any act of sexual fun. They will place their nose right on the vagina lips and take 5 big fat sniffs. If they don't mind the smell, they will carry on with the sexual pleasures they were giving. If the smell isn't to their personal taste. They usually flick the woman's bean and then leaves them to finish themselves.
Vulva sniffers are very judgmental and can make people feel very uncomfortable

*Boy takes 5 big sniff's*
'Your vagina is average, i shall continue having sex with you'
Girl- 'Thanks, i wash it daily'

*Boy takes 5 big sniff's*
'Your twat fucking stinks of shit, there is NO way in hell im having sex with you you dirty girl.'

VULVA SNIFFER

*girl cries*

by clittyclittybangbang11 April 2, 2013

diaper sniffers

obsessive parent/parents regarding their child's health & safety.

parents now a days are forced by law to be diaper sniffers.

by jimbo tx May 29, 2015

sciffy

A science fiction or fantasy fan. From the abbreviation "SciFi". Plural : Sciffies.

"Hey, check out all the sciffies in line for the next star wars movie."

by Liza May 9, 2005

Herpa-gonna-siffah-aids

An extreme compilation of STD's and diseases.

Steve was in the health clinic for a long time. I think he has herpa-gonna-siffah-aids.

by Steve Zick / Trent Pettyjohn May 10, 2007

bra sniffer

one who takes a bra from a dirty hamper and sniffs it to sexually arous him/her self

"mmmmmmm thats a goos sent cause im a bra sniffer

by julia acrosinie May 25, 2006

Chair-Sniffer

Noun: A person that smells a chair at the point of contact after it has been vacated.

"West Australian Opposition leader Troy Buswell wept today as he admitted to being a chair-sniffer"

by Windschuttle April 30, 2008

spifforiffic

Very spiffy. A higher level of spiffiness.

You're so spifforiffic and awesome!

by Bran-delicious September 7, 2007