Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.

Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!

by Brownsugar December 30, 2013

Hairy Snowman

My mum in the bath. Probably your mum in the bath.

"What's that white furry thing in the corner?"

"Oh, just my hairy snowman."

by Graham29andahalf July 19, 2014

Avaginal Snowman

When a girl puts ice cubes in her vagina and when the ice melts the water is drank by someone else. Wether from a cup or directly from the vagina.

I had an avaginal snowman last night to cool off from the summer heat.

by Avaginal snowman September 15, 2016

sliding snowman

When you and your gf are having sex you take a pile of snow and shove it in her vagina/ass and watch it slide out.

Her: oh yeah harder !
Him: takes snow and puts into Vagina.
Her: did you just sliding snowman me

by Fowshow June 14, 2017

melting snowman

A person who can't handle stressful situations very well and mentally weak

You are like a melting snowman! Get your shit together and stand up for yourself.

by spiderwolf June 30, 2017

Dripping Snowman

When a girl gets all her holes creampied by a group of guys

“Me and the gang gave Brooke a dripping snowman, best night of her life!”

by snowmachine69 August 2, 2018

vanilla snowman

when a girl is giving you a blowjob (has to be during winter) and when you're about to cum you dump snow on her face then cum giving the snow the appearance of vanilla ice cream

Guy: so how'd it go with Jessica last night. Guy 2: GREAT! she started sucking me off so I gave her a vanilla snowman!

by Tacocorn13 October 12, 2018