slow clap

Evenly spaced applause from a single individual, typically used to call attention to the clapper's presence rather than as a genuine accolade. A classic maneuver for any Samuel Jackson character.

Hero: <impressive display of prowess>
Observer: <slow clap>
Observer: Very impressive, but you forgot about X...
Camera reveals X

by Phing April 14, 2006

slow bunny

A person who is slow to pick up on common ideas, jokes, and statements. Usually blondes or people who were shaken as babies.

Why in the world would you think that the moon was made of cheese, Lacey? Damn, you're such a slow bunny.

by Voli23 February 7, 2005

slow sandwich

when you are driving with two lanes going the same way and in both lanes there is someone going really slow and you can't pass on either side.

Bob: Sir I'm sorry I'm late i was in the middle of a slow sandwich and i couldn't pass on either side

Sir: It's okay cause those really suck

by Spyder0003 April 26, 2009

slow jack

To masturbate at a reduced pace. Sometimes performed for hours at a time.

"Yo man, slow jacking has so many benefits. Why just the other day I was cooking while I jacked, try the oven mit, it's just like givin' yo'self a stranger."

by Billabong aka Buck-deezy February 16, 2006

Slow Rollin Low

Slump in you sexual activities;
Wasted days and wasted nights;
Low in your Slow Roll;

SLOW ROLLIN LOW
(Billy Joe Shaver)

I got a slow rollin' low
Ain't a mother would want me
Done got me so down bent out of round
Don't know my head from my toes.

Ain't a hand here to hold
Ain't a shoulder to cry on
Ain't a lesson to learn or a corner to turn
Twixt the dyin' and me.

Lord, I wanted to be
Something you could depend on
Lawdy, Lawd, woe is me
Ain't a body would care.

I got a slow rollin' low
Forgot the words to my song
Ain't that just like a fool to want a ride
On them trains when the train is all gone.

by americanworkmule September 12, 2009

Slow Roller

Takes place in a office setting with a rolling cloth office chair.
(WILL NOT WORK WITH LEATHER CHAIRS!) Individual farts into cushion of chair, being sure not to let out the stink, then gets up quietly and rolls the chair towards unsuspecting co-workers.

Hey follow me, i think Pat just set off a slow roller

by Flusher103 October 28, 2010

Slow Jam

A music genre, similiar to RnB, but not quite. Slow jam is pretty much what it says.. "Slow jam". It is smooth RnB. Doesn't have quite that much of a beat or rhythm like RnB does. It's slow and smooth.

Faggot # 1: yeah im digging all this slow jam shit
Faggot # 2: whats slow jams?

Faggot # 1: yknow.. that smooth, slow shit. Im talkin babyface, keith sweat, joe and such.
Faggot # 2: oh aiight man. i gotcha i gotcha.

by aLittleRayOfSunshine February 17, 2006