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Slorstitute

A person who is a slut, whore, and prostitute and needs to catch their stanky booty ass life, kill it, and start a new one.
That girl over there is a straight up slorstitute.
by Imkittenmeow November 14, 2013
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Idiot Theory of Sports

A theory that officially states....

"If one should make a prediction so outlandish, they are an idiot even if their prediction proves true.”

This usually applies to people who make idiotic predictions (which do not always have to apply to sports)that most of the time would not come true, but when they would the predictor brags like he or she is some kind of genius. Idiot Theory disproves their genius.
A- Yeah dude, my aunt took #11 seed George Mason to the National Title game in her bracket.

B- Wow, she was right. They made it to the Final Four. She's a genius!

A- No, she's an idiot. Ever heard of the Idiot Theory of Sports?
by Buck437 March 18, 2009
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Black nig from Wii sports

Black nigga from Wii sports that claps your ass in any game no matter how good you are.
Damn, that black nig from Wii sports keeps on clapping my ass.
by Nig.narg November 28, 2018
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shortstealth

that boy has a shortstealth
by ideekay August 23, 2007
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sports rambo

A person who looks like rambo whooping ass at any kind of sport, espically baseball.
man 1: Oh shit they have a sports rambo on their team!
man 2: Oh Fuck!

man 1: from other team: Ha ha bitches!
sports rambo: *Wins the game and kills the other players*
by Tr!pp October 5, 2009
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Slorasaurus Rex

The mixture between a slut, a whore, and one with a small brain (dinosaur)
Can you believe she cheated on him she's such a slorasaurus Rex
by george the hipster March 17, 2011
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Slortcho

Combination of slut, whore, bitch, and ho. Used as an ultimate insult.
1. That bitch is such a slortcho tryin to get with Trey
2. Back off slortcho!
by lemonflyinhiii July 28, 2011
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