ShitMonger

One who mongs in shit, who is surrounded by shit, and possibly they are shit too.

My good sir, you are a ShitMonger.

by Markle February 26, 2003

Shitting Crikey

Exclamation used by Chris Morris in the brilliant 'Brasseye', while teaching children the perils of using cocaine.

"That man is lying on his back thinking 'Where in shitting crikey is my nose.'"

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

Shit-ton

A unit of measurement used by the US Army, meaning more than the average amount that is bigger than a metric-ton, but smaller than two metric-tons.

PVT Bla Bla has a shit-ton of sand bags to fill after mouthing off.

by Commo God March 8, 2011

Cliff Shitting

When you sit on the edge of a bathtub facing out with your ass hanging into the tub and you atke a shit into the bathtub

1, hey dude, check it out, my toilet was clogged this morning, i had to take a Cliff Shit

2, hey, did you hear Cliff Shitting is now an Olympic Sport

by Dpcx Rocks November 20, 2010

Stunt Shitting

The act of defecating as a performance or art. A highly valued skill, it is necessary to be able to shit on demand, producing interesting shapes, large quantities or to fire huge distances

Famous examples include Walther Beaverwich the trapeez artist who could perform amazing somersaults while firing shit all over the audience

For further examples see Albanian Roulette Albanian Sausage Factory} Hamburg Oil Spill ALbanian baby Shower Haggis Surprise Bulgarian Carpet Bomb and Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash

Guy 1: Dude this gathering is so lame, bail?

Guy 2: Dont fret chum, I am an ace in the art of stunt shitting, and right now i'm cooking up a huge liquid steamer to fire

Guy 1: Man alive this is gonna be awesome, maybe ill even get caught in the spary!!

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

shit ton

The imperial equivalent to a metric buttload.

Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.

Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.

by djsyndo October 11, 2010

Shitto

When you talk about your Friend just being absolute shit at a given task.

Person A: Sean just lost two princess towers in Clash Royale.
Person B: Sean Shitto

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 23, 2019