shaft blasting

Ingesting drugs up the pee pee hole (penis required)

Shaft blasting is better than boofing.

by Shaft Blaster February 4, 2016

gagging shaft

Smoking cigarettes. Aka: drilling butts.

"I was gagging shaft on my lunch break when it suddenly started to rain"

by thethethe-uh July 18, 2014

royal shaft

Royal shaft is when you get treated badly or unfairly by someone else. so if anybody says to you "why you giving me the royal shaft" then it is because you made them mad or been a jerk.

wicked guy: hey your mom is a stupid whore

grease guy: hey man why you giving me the royal shaft?

by johannyukamual March 11, 2018

scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

by mr. wizard November 28, 2013

Electric shafting

Someone who sticks their dick in electric outlets.

Electric shafting- ah that was a good one im going in for seconds.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

shaft mining

Another term for a handjob, you jack someone off and mine their shaft for their cum.

Jenna: I totally shaft mined him the other day, I got that sweet sweet cum
Sally: man Jenna your the best at shaft mining

by Themagicruby April 25, 2017

Shaft cleavage

Exposure of the proximal end of the penis without showing the tip.

Man! You really distracted me with that shaft cleavage.

by Mattmartini namregawz May 27, 2017