Scumbertese

A tie-dyed butterfly

More majestic than a unicorn, more colorful than a rainbow…it’s a scumbertese!

by Giacomo Daniele February 23, 2025

Scrumble

What’s dogs do when they roll around in the scratchy grass

Look at that dog having a good old scrumble…

by SilentWhisper May 12, 2025

Scrumble

What dogs do when they roll about on the grass on their backs having a good old scratch and rumble about..

Look at that dog having a good old scrumble..

by SilentWhisper May 12, 2025

Skumble

To move or stumble awkwardly but persistently through the dark

“I skumbled late at night, searching for a drink and a snack

by Kashyy15 July 8, 2025

Stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old

And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...

Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

net-stumble

To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.

Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.

by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014

Booba Scumbedkar

Thankless and Hinduphobic rascals who leech on hardworking and competent Savarna population by way of reservations and state-backed gibs, only to turn back and abuse their clearly superior overlords.

Want success in life? Work for it and stop begging for free, underserved shit like Booba Scumbedkars.

Son: "I wish things were easier in life and opportunities fell on my lap without working for it."
Father: "beta, don't talk like Booba Scumbedkars. You're so much better (and superior) than that."

by Trennt June 18, 2021