Schmoggled

Completely fucked up on alcohol. Like, srsly.

I was completely fucking schmoggled. I might've banged that cougar. I can't remember. Cuz I was schmoggled. Word.

by J Saynt August 31, 2010

Schmokey Bushters

Brand of ciggarettes made in tullamore, a small town in Ireland

Jes i'd love a packet of Schmokey Bushters right now

by yof yror November 26, 2010

Schmocked

To be high due to cannibis/marajuana (schmock).

'This is some good weed'
'I know man I'm totally schmocked'

'Dude, lets go get schmocked'

by Badboy2k12 November 6, 2012

schmoddler

A person that adds "schm" as a substitution to the beginning of words, or uses "schm" to create new words.

For instance, that food is lip schmacking good. And the already famous, Joe Schmoe!

Person 1 (the schmoddler): My dad just got a schmonsillectomy and he is in the recovery room right now.
Person 2: Do you mean a tonsillectomy?
Person 1: Yes, same difference.

Schmoddler: Traffic, schmaffic!, just take the back roads!
Schmoddler: Cops, schmops! My dad will bail us out if we get caught.

by JimJim Beano December 31, 2013

sceo

A thing mixed between human and ostrich, who has saggy tits and has barley any hair on top of their head. Otherwise known as the asshole

Hey look at that sceo, hes such an asshole

by cunt licking asshole January 15, 2014

Schmoll'n

When flocks of women surround you without you noticing due to your excessive swag and because you're wearing Creed Aventus and it's not even your birthday.

Colten's girlfriend is upset because he keeps Schmoll'n, so he should spend more time with his best friend Michael and have fun.

by mob91896 May 14, 2014

Schmo

A schmoo, dinkle or dingleberry.

Trent Maestas is a Schmoo

by CurryMew May 4, 2015