im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 08, 2020

Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.

I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!

by biffduncan August 04, 2021

half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

by Mike&Josh February 21, 2016

hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

hair scare

A bad haircut.

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Scare Attraction

A form of live entertainment that simulates the experience of haunted locations or envisioning horror fiction. They usually feature fearsome sets and characters, especially ghosts, monsters, demons, witches, serial killers, and/or psychopaths. Humourous characters may also be included.

I went to an awesome scare attraction last night. It really scared the crap out of me.

by ashley8bit March 01, 2019

Chicken Scared

Adjective. Chicken scared. (Idiomatic) used to accuse an individual of being scared when the accuser cannot remember the noun chicken shit

Josh: Yeah, what do you think I am?. Chicken Scared!?

by TheRealRomas3110 December 24, 2023