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Sabertooth Crotch Crickets

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.
Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.
by Lil' Huud April 1, 2009
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saber-tooth

An attractive older woman in the MILF category. Similar to a cougar, however much older. Seperated by cougars mainly due to menopause. Aged at approximately at 50-55+.
-"I scored with a cougar last night!"
-"Dude, I saw her, believe me, she was a saber-tooth"
by Some Guy Named Mark December 25, 2007
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saber tooth

a woman usually in her fifties dating a man 20+ years her junior, often considered a cougar past her prime.
That saber tooth is on the prowl.

That saber tooth has gone extinct but she just doesn't know it yet.
by raven888 September 8, 2009
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For Fuck Sake

an expression of annoyance at a situation or someone's stupidity through their words or actions.
pat:"people seem to think its for fuck's sake, mostly americans"

Jerome:"ah for fuck sake"
by Aidsbomb August 23, 2011
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sakeenah

i wish i was sakeenah
by uhebugdcwkbhasjvgwehqb May 2, 2019
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ten sacker

ten sacker refers to the size of a moonshine still
meaning that with the corn mash in it, it will hold ten sacks of sugar
I asked Johnny if he was worried about losing his job and he said nope I will make my money from them two ten sackers on the mountain
by jdrb7 October 19, 2007
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Light Saber Fight

Its when two gay dudes wear glow in the dark condoms and then battle with their dicks. Then half way through the fight, one cries out "Luke I am your father!!"
Person 1: "Hey do you have the glow in the dark condoms?"
Person 2: "Are we going to have a Light Saber Fight tonight?"
Person 1: "Oh yeah!!"
by Vivian12345 March 17, 2011
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