As you're making out with your girlfriend/buss down/ setup (standing), stop and get her to start talking about some random bullshit you don't care about. While she is midsentence give her the Stone Cold Stunner, knocking her out completely. Then do your thang. You'll have approximately 45 minutes so act quickly.
Side Note: If the Stunner doesn't knock her out on the first try, you may wanna try the sleeper hold or even The People's Elbow. Shoutout to 1990s WWF.
Side Note: If the Stunner doesn't knock her out on the first try, you may wanna try the sleeper hold or even The People's Elbow. Shoutout to 1990s WWF.
Example 1
Male 1: So how'd it go last night?
Male 2: All she wanted to do was makeout. So I got her in a conversation about her ex-boyfriend and Steubenville Stunnered her ass!
Example 2
Male 1: Bro, we ran Polar Express on her!
Male 2: How'd you manage that!?! She hasn't put out since Bob Barker hosted The Price Is Right!
Male 1: Performed a grade A Steubenville Stunner.
Male 2: Nice.
Male 1: So how'd it go last night?
Male 2: All she wanted to do was makeout. So I got her in a conversation about her ex-boyfriend and Steubenville Stunnered her ass!
Example 2
Male 1: Bro, we ran Polar Express on her!
Male 2: How'd you manage that!?! She hasn't put out since Bob Barker hosted The Price Is Right!
Male 1: Performed a grade A Steubenville Stunner.
Male 2: Nice.
by SGT. NAFTA December 6, 2010
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it directly means "shut the fuck up or i kill u mother fucker go to hell bitch"
it directly means "shut the fuck up or i kill u mother fucker go to hell bitch"
The boy said to his mom 'hey dood maybe you should STFUORIKUMFERGTHB' after she told him to do the laundry
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by mikeisnoob October 28, 2004
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Anon: What should we call our band?
Mudkip: Kicking Wood w/ Not Politically Correct Folk Singers.
Anon: OH Lol'd. No we gotta make it epic!
Mudkip: STFU?
Anon: lol wut?
Mudkip: Saving Turkeys From Unicorns.
Seaking: FUCK YEAH!!
Mudkip: Kicking Wood w/ Not Politically Correct Folk Singers.
Anon: OH Lol'd. No we gotta make it epic!
Mudkip: STFU?
Anon: lol wut?
Mudkip: Saving Turkeys From Unicorns.
Seaking: FUCK YEAH!!
by Wings of Lead February 1, 2008
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When you want someone to keep quiet but can't say it aloud because you are out in public or your parents or your boss is there.
When you want someone to keep quiet but can't say it aloud because you are out in public or your parents or your boss is there.
My girlfriend was annoying everybody with her constant meaningless chatter. Finally, I turned to her and said, "Jean, STFU."
I was walking down the street when the dogs behind the fence started to bark. I yelled, "STFU, STFU."
I was walking down the street when the dogs behind the fence started to bark. I yelled, "STFU, STFU."
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