tard stall

The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.

Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"

by Litaker July 8, 2011

corner stall

when you're in the penultimate position at a
picnic table and don't want to turn to the last person because then you'll
be sequestered in conversation with them, because they have no one else to
talk to.

i mean sure, let's get some victuals but don't get in the corner stall.

my neck gets a crick easily so i had to corner-stall.

i wasn't hungry anymore but i got a corner-stalling helping of mac and cheese.

by relprof March 3, 2009

Short-stalled

Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.

Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!

by Rubixkewb April 12, 2019

stall swappa

Taking a shit in one stall, then moving to an adjacent stall to wipe, leaving the feces as a present for who may come next

Bro was actin up so i had to leave a stall swappa for him

by Beckett reid September 8, 2023

Stall Transplant

Whilst taking a shit you realize there is no toilet paper and have to move stalls mid shit with your underwear on your knees to a stall with toilet paper and finnish shitting

Cole: i had to commence a stall transplant midshit in Walmart

J.B.: same happened to me last year

by Lynyrd4skynyrd March 14, 2019

Carnival stall

The sexual act of surprising your

Lady partner by puking in her vagina.

Man last night I carnival stalled Betsy, there was corn and everything all up in there

by Carnival Stall August 8, 2014

stall off

stall off

Steps are being made to stall off the identification and avoid the media frensy when the news gets out.

by Spyph April 6, 2024