bleat speak

Derived from 1337 (leet) speak, and the sound of a sheep (bleat). Used in reference to something someone would say in order to fit in with whatever is "cool" in popular culture at the moment. Also used in reference to the lingo that sheep of the pop culture crowd would commonly use.

Guy #1: What's up with John tonight? Why's he talking like that?

Guy #2: He's just using bleat speak to hook up with the young chicks.

by vapidfool January 25, 2010

speaking dolphin

The sound a chick makes when you stick your dick in her ass thus making her speak like a dolphin.

Dude, I went to Sally's house and I totally made that bitch start speaking dolphin.

by white nigga candy October 15, 2014

speaking I.M.

Speaking net lingo acronyms in every day converstions.

Speaking I.M.

Grl: "O M G! I W S N!"

other Grl: " O M F G. NO WAY!"

(say the letters.)

by anniee&meyggine August 23, 2006

gay speak

dis iz gai sp33k! I m sp3akn9 9ay5p3ek! i aM Da MaN!1112 i cAN KiLL yuO!!1 WaSh Me RyD mA VEHiCle!111`

<Contradicted> tEh PpLz @ JiPpii.c0m r fagz! DeY sp33k gai spe3|<!!!!!!1
<MuchoKoolo> You are such a colon-head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

leet speak

Dumbest fucking thing in the world. Not to mention it's extremely difficult to read unless you're an annoying 13 year old boy or 16 year old girl, and it often takes longer to type out words in leet than it does to regularly type them out.

13 y/o boy: "OMG ur t3h U83R H4XX0RZ!!!1!!! LEET SPEAK IS T3H 4W50M3N355!!!!11!!1!!!1"
Common Sense:"Shut the fuck up, you fucking idiot."

by My name August 12, 2006

speaking in cursive

when the homie is spitting so hard that they just can't be understood. like wtf did those words actually come out your mouth? did i hear that correctly?

when they start talking with their hands and making swirls in the air using their wand

homie: see that would never happen because the moment she decides that she wants to play me i already decided along ass time ago that I was going to play her, so really she's only playing herself

you: damn g, you speaking in cursive

by homiejandg July 26, 2020

fecally speaking

To bullshit someone; to talk mad shit about a subject

John: "Yo, I just copped them Jordan 26's"

James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"

by mastertrainer1978 August 6, 2010