Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.
by NamelessKiller August 20, 2015
Get the speak pretzel mug.Dweeb Speak is described as the mannerisms in the speech patterns of those who do not conform to society in modern day culture, that is considered quirky or uncool.
One who uses dweeb speak is worthy of respect, for they are nonconformist, as well as the fact that they are not ashamed of any quirks they themselves may possess, and are generally accepting of the quirks of other people.
One who uses dweeb speak is worthy of respect, for they are nonconformist, as well as the fact that they are not ashamed of any quirks they themselves may possess, and are generally accepting of the quirks of other people.
Dweeb: Why hello there friend, like zonks dude, looks like some two slash one is getting his hunko donk mode on!
Local Chad: Yeah dude, I've been working out lately.
Dweeb: Well, my mom told me to zippity zoopity home over yonder, hunk on dude!
Bystander: Ugh, such Dweeb Speak does disgust me to my very core. We must away Archibald.
Local Chad: Yeah dude, I've been working out lately.
Dweeb: Well, my mom told me to zippity zoopity home over yonder, hunk on dude!
Bystander: Ugh, such Dweeb Speak does disgust me to my very core. We must away Archibald.
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<MuchoKoolo> You are such a colon-head.
<MuchoKoolo> You are such a colon-head.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003
Get the gay speak mug.Dumbest fucking thing in the world. Not to mention it's extremely difficult to read unless you're an annoying 13 year old boy or 16 year old girl, and it often takes longer to type out words in leet than it does to regularly type them out.
13 y/o boy: "OMG ur t3h U83R H4XX0RZ!!!1!!! LEET SPEAK IS T3H 4W50M3N355!!!!11!!1!!!1"
Common Sense:"Shut the fuck up, you fucking idiot."
Common Sense:"Shut the fuck up, you fucking idiot."
by My name August 12, 2006
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James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"
James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"
by mastertrainer1978 August 6, 2010
Get the fecally speaking mug.when the homie is spitting so hard that they just can't be understood. like wtf did those words actually come out your mouth? did i hear that correctly?
when they start talking with their hands and making swirls in the air using their wand
when they start talking with their hands and making swirls in the air using their wand
homie: see that would never happen because the moment she decides that she wants to play me i already decided along ass time ago that I was going to play her, so really she's only playing herself
you: damn g, you speaking in cursive
you: damn g, you speaking in cursive
by homiejandg July 26, 2020
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