by lambert@psu December 18, 2008
A game in which a group of men, each carrying an iPod (or similar portable music device), take turns to play some songs for the collective. By way of drawing lots, a player is chosen to go first. The iPod is played on shuffle for a certain number of songs (typically 5-10); if, during this miniature playlist, a song is deemed embarrassing by majority verdict, the rest of the group ejaculate over the owner of the iPod. If all the songs on the playlist are acceptable to the collective, this person is safe from this round, and lots are drawn to nominate the next player. The round is over following all players having ejaculated on the loser.
Following completion of this phase of the game, the last person to ejaculate must then play songs from their iPod.
Repeat ad nauseum.
Following completion of this phase of the game, the last person to ejaculate must then play songs from their iPod.
Repeat ad nauseum.
I was round Dave's place last night playing soggy iPod, and my last song was Everybody's Changing by Keane. Does anyone know how to get cumstains out of denim?
by Antonio Gramsci May 14, 2011
(slang) Referring to the moisture around a womans vagina as she becomes sexually aroused. Usually a woman will present her soggy otter if shouted at to do so in an abusive way.
by Neem slice May 03, 2011
Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.
by pzachman & dbuilta June 26, 2008
Soggy bullseye is a game played by a group of mates (usually 4+) where they nominate one of the fellas to bend over and spread their cheeks. The other blokes all jack off and try and shoot their loads on to the “bullseye” from the furthest distance away. The bloke that gets his target from the furthest distance wins a free reach around at the end of the night
by Thenailer June 19, 2019
Typically used in banter, a soggy pigeon is a person who doesn't deserve your time, but you won't say it to their face because your afraid of socialising.
by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021