shlong

They come in all shapes and sizes. You may find them in your teens bedroom particularly large ones are the new in trend. Small shlongs usually are disliked by women as the saying goes 'go big or go home' which boys that own little schlong's take quite literally.

girl- Mum I don't want my dolls anymore I want a big schlong

mum- teenagers these days

mum- later searches up a shlong
'oooh darling id love a schlong too'

by karon69 March 9, 2023

shlong

a thing all of my friends have a competition eating and carter always wins by eating 20 shlongs per minute.

a shlong is something that is yummy

by RayVulpes June 2, 2022

E-Shlong

An online dick

That tweet was written by an e-shlong obviously!
What an E-Shlong!

by Hendrix the Jimmy October 15, 2022

Conors shlong

It a zero centimeter defeater, no Digga.

Conors shlong

by 1650mayaveLover December 16, 2024

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Shlong

A big penis both in length and girth.

“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”

by Sherzzer August 7, 2018

shlong donkey

This is a word you can't ignore.

These are words you can't ignore; SHLONG DONKEY!!

by Magg Pies April 4, 2016