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selective sharing

A.k.a. "garnished generosity". Refers to da "snooty-friends/cousins/siblings procedure" of retaining/withdrawing/consuming all of da "goodies" from a particular lot of items, and then pretending to be lovingly/caringly thoughtful of you by giving you da remaining items, which are inferior or less-desirable in some way.
A classic example of selective sharing would be during snack-time, whereby da gluttonous and sweet-toothed connivers --- instead of carefully/conscientiously dividing up da tasty and not-so-tasty comestibles evenly among everyone present --- first select all of da best and most-palatable selections from da goodies-platter for themselves to guzzle up, and then leave you wif just da blander and/or less-chewable/digestible selections, such as da veggies, chocolates wif coconut centers, overly-firm/spicy chips, etc.
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
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share weed

"Bro will share weed with me?"
"No"
by Puffpuffnah October 24, 2015
mugGet the share weedmug.

The Share Agency

The Share Agency is a marketing and advertising agency that raises awareness by bringing it directly to the consumers' hands through peer-to-peer sharing.
Did you know that you will get paid to share with the share agency?
by $hare Bear November 26, 2021
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Squeen share

I’m going to squeen share with everybody.
I’m going to squeen share it for you
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 21, 2025
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