when you stick your erect penis into your partners mouth while they are asleep, then you plug their nose so they can not breath and wake up, when they wake up, you urinate in their mouth
by ghettothug1212 January 25, 2007
The extreme frustration occasioned by the inability to pursue the ample sexual opportunities in Seattle Washington.
Seattle is a place abundant in beautiful and willing women. You can imagine my frustration when I had a herpes flare-up and was DICKLESS IN SEATTLE.
by Jon Barleycorn February 28, 2011
An American MLS soccer team in Seattle, Washington. The original USL team was founded in 1974, and they joined the MLS in 2009 as an expansion team. They average 40,000+ fans per game which is one of the highest attendance records in MLS. They have yet to miss the playoffs and set the record for the most consecutive MLS wins in history. As of 2019, they have won two MLS Cups (2016 & 2019), four Lamar Hunts US Open Cups, one Supporter's Shield, and three Western Conference Championships. They are also currently tied for the most Cascadia Cups with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Their two biggest rivals are Vancouver and the Portland Timbers who are far less accomplished than the Sounders.
by Knowledgeable Soccer Gal December 12, 2019
A: "This gurl i met at neumos last night had the seattle freeze"
B: "Oh yeah, why do you say?"
A: "Cuz i looked at her from across the room and she straight turned to ice"
B: "daaaaaaamn she got dat seattle freeze"
A: "Well wtf do i do about dat"
B: "Fuckin' talk to her"
B: "Oh yeah, why do you say?"
A: "Cuz i looked at her from across the room and she straight turned to ice"
B: "daaaaaaamn she got dat seattle freeze"
A: "Well wtf do i do about dat"
B: "Fuckin' talk to her"
by freezinmyassoff February 27, 2014
The act of ejaculating onto/into your partners pilliowcase. Then when your partner wakes up the next morning your invisible ink has dried, leaving a white film on the pillowcase.
The reason its the "Seattle" Sleeper is because the city always gets a light dusting of snow that you can only really see in the morning.
The reason its the "Seattle" Sleeper is because the city always gets a light dusting of snow that you can only really see in the morning.
I woke up and my partner had left a Seattle Sleeper on my pillow, it took a little more effort than usual to pull my face away.
by Shakes,Chewy, and Triple TTT May 31, 2009
A sex act involving a man peeing on his partner and then spreading it around with his penis. The idea is his penis acts as a squeegee.
by Katie Nyce October 26, 2006
When a male tightens a belt as much as possible around a girl's neck, making it impossible to swallow. He then pours a scolding hot pumpkin spice latte down her throat, burning it. After which he ejaculates into her mouth and loosens the belt so she swallows a nice mixture of saliva, semen, and pumpkin spice latte.
Guy 1: "Hey man I totally gave this girl the HOTTEST Seattle swashbuckler last night, no pun intended"
Guy 2: "Damn man! That's instant street cred!"
Guy 2: "Damn man! That's instant street cred!"
by Aryan Leader September 23, 2015