Italian Cream Salsa

The act of a girl on her period Cumming.

Girl 1: why do you look so rough?

Girl 2: it was an Italian Cream Salsa

by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 30, 2020

Texas Salsa

A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus

Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020

Salsa Sanchez

Sexual position similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but preformed durring a womans menstrual cycle

My lady was on her period, so I had to give her a Salsa Sanchez last night.

by zombiacademy April 14, 2018

forbidden salsa

the unspeakable fluid that drips within a woman's underwear liners . a substitute name to be used rarely in case of it being used in public.

'MUM THE FORBIDDEN SALSA IS BACK GET THE PADS'

by ducky boi (youtub) May 09, 2023

prison salsa

When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it

I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.

by Trash_mouth October 23, 2022

Salsa & Shake

Fucking someone in the ass while they pour spicy salsa down your urethra

Salsa is referring to the salsa down the urethra and Shake to the butt fucking

Jeffrey : You wanna set up a Salsa & Shake someday?
Frank : sure, but who's getting the salsa and who's getting shooken?
Jeffrey : I'll take salsa!
Frank : sure! But we need to find some good spicy Salsa!

by HappyButtFucker June 24, 2024

Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.

"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."

by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023