Salsa

Salsa is literally a freaking beautiful, talented, iconic, craziest, weirdest and wildest friend you’ll ever find! I am not joking she’s the girl if you need to talk, just a lovely friend really. She is just that one girl everyone is friend’s with, really outgoing, might seems innocent and shy but if you to know her she’s insane and a whole different kind of the term “innocent”. She is just a one of kind girl you shouldn’t let go

Girl: Hey that girl in our class, she looks shy
Girl 2: Guuuuuurrll, salsa is crazy, what do you mean???
Girl: Wait really?
Girl 2: Uh huh

by anak gila September 8, 2018

Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.

"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."

by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023

Salsa Verga

It’s like salsa verde but instead it’s from your cock!

“Yo bro you like Salsa Verga?”
“Yeah dude I get it at the mexican restaurant all the time.”

by Coolassmotherfuck July 27, 2025

mango salsa

a frase refering to blood with chunks of flesh in it.

lets make some mango salsa in gears of war.

by Damious February 3, 2008

Salsa cuck

Watching your partner get hot and heavy with a Latin salsa partner while you watch from the sidelines.

I went dancing with my girlfriend but she found someone better than me. I got salsa cucked.

by SalsaCuckOG January 31, 2024

prison salsa

When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it

I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.

by Trash_mouth October 23, 2022

La salsa esta lista!

Asa Mack, February 10th, 2025. A day before a spanish project was due and he had barely started. He decided to say one line in a very weenie way. That line ladies and gentlemen, "La salsa esta lista!". The world had never seen someone so nonchalant act in such a way. Many were confused and even scared, this mix of emotions garnered massive awareness to the meme, cementing it as one of the most surprising video clips of all time.

Asa mack: "La salsa esta lista!"
Everyone one who has seen the clip: *shocked*

by TacticalZM March 6, 2025