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loose salsa

An alternative, more hillbilly way to describe a salsa made with fresh ingredients (pico de gallo or salsa fresca); unlike other salsas made with tomato sauce/paste to thicken the consistency of it.
"Nothing quite beats a slow-cooked hobo-scramble with lots of black pepper flakes and loose salsa."

"Can I geet some of der' loose salsa for mi tacohs?"
by supereboy February 4, 2021
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Jamaican Salsa

The unequivocal and unanimous craving for custard while sweating intensely, most common post coitus.
"you feeling like Jamaican Salsa right now?"
by Billy_bob101 June 11, 2021
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Midwestern Salsa

When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.
Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."
by The reatards June 18, 2021
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Salsa Blanco

Salsa that carries barely any heat, typically sold by most Mexican restaurants to white people who can’t handle spicy food. A play on words- the two most common kinds of salsa are salsa verde and salsa rojo, so with salsa blanco, they make up the three colors of the Mexican flag.
As much as I love the taco truck near my workplace, I wish they’d give me actual salsa instead of this uninspired salsa blanco stuff. I can handle the head, dammit.
by Shepherd Guy July 22, 2025
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Salsa Verga

A play on words of Salsa Verde, translates to “dick sauce” which would be cum.
Yo bro you like Salsa Verga?”
Yeah dude Salsa Verga is so good.”
by Coolassmotherfuck July 27, 2025
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Salsa Verga

It’s like salsa verde but instead it’s from your cock!
“Yo bro you like Salsa Verga?”
Yeah dude I get it at the mexican restaurant all the time.”
by Coolassmotherfuck July 27, 2025
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Crema de Salsa Beans

The act of shitting in a dirty vagina while its got a heavy flow then proceeding to mash the shit in the chunky blood till you top it off with your crema
I was hungry for Mexican food so I made crema de salsa beans in her last night.
by KremyChkn October 4, 2025
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