A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.
Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
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We were just playing for fun, but when they started trash talking we knew we had to ride on these fools...
We were just playing for fun, but when they started trash talking we knew we had to ride on these fools...
by Petersburg24Seven February 17, 2014
Get the ride on these fools mug.When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.
by Nasty Neighbors January 9, 2017
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Get the Ride the llama mug.Natalie calmly helped the man empty the syringe into his arm and with cloudy eyes said, "Soon you'll be riding the dragon."
by S. S. Smith January 1, 2007
Get the riding the dragon mug."Last weekend we rolled around town riding neons on my new whip....then my buddy and I had gratuitous butt sex in the back seat."
by olzoot December 11, 2008
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