Stain Riding

At moment when one's under gourmets gets stuck between their butt cheeks.

Person A: Hey bro, I'm stain riding.

Person B: I got you man, let me cover you while you fix it.

by DuhJaySun December 11, 2013

Last ride

When a casket or urn containing the remains of a deceased individual are placed in the back of a hearse, and the rear door closed. Then begans a long and slow procession this is known as the last ride a person will ever take.

The funeral professional placed the bronze cube containing the cremains into the rear of the hearse and closed the rear door. Then a long line of cars left the funeral home at 15mph. This is a Last ride not to be confused with the Undertaker's finishing move.

by bugsymalone February 28, 2009

Quarter Ride

When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.

Sarah and I where getting it on last night and she she gave me the quarter ride.

by Nasty Neighbors January 9, 2017

Ride the llama

To take hard drugs in the early 90’s, specifically in the company of Michael Sheen.

I would give my left tit for the chance to ride the llama

by Marrilion October 9, 2023

rocketship ride

1. The act of a larger person picking up a shorter person around the chest and spinning around
2. A really bad innuendo

1. Haha! Look at Joe giving that kid a rocketship ride over there!
2. Hey baby, wanna ride on my rocketship?

by bb+af June 16, 2010

riding the dragon

To achieve a drug induced high through the use of heroin, usually for the first time.

Natalie calmly helped the man empty the syringe into his arm and with cloudy eyes said, "Soon you'll be riding the dragon."

by S. S. Smith January 1, 2007

riding neons

A phrase that makes one's homosexuality blatenly obvious.

"Last weekend we rolled around town riding neons on my new whip....then my buddy and I had gratuitous butt sex in the back seat."

by olzoot December 11, 2008