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retards remorse

Narccistic assholes that for no apparent reason whatsoever spit the dummy like a spoilt 2 year old brat laughing a talking to themselves whilst walking away Only to come back a couple hours later crying and apologizing repeatedly for forgiveness .
Crying and apologizing again , he's got retards remorse ....
by Moggledok September 30, 2022
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click remorse

The deep and instant regret you feel when you've clicked on an ad or click bait story.
I experienced click remorse after I clicked on one of those "what she looks like now" celebrity gossip headlines.
by coachpaul1973 March 8, 2023
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browser's remorse

The regret you feel when you've either:
Wasted too much time browsing the net, Facebook stalking, pinterest and now you feel unproductive and wasted all your free time.
Googled something you wished you didn't i.e. If you google blue waffle you will have browser's remorse.
Accidentally clicked on internet explorer and now have to wait for it to finish loading so you can close it and open an actual browser.
The regret of not having bought something you spotted the day before and now you can't stop thinking about it or lost out on a great deal.
"I've been in bed in the whole morning now I have browsers remorse."
"Man I've got serious browser's remorse...I thought Dirty Sanchez was that Mexican cowboy cartoon character."
"Yeah you dingus! if you wanna be a cheapass don't try to infect me with your browser's remorse tomorrow"
by Draken-Savage (JHB) May 8, 2017
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fat man's remorse

when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."

"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"

"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."
by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014
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Surfer's Remorse

A brilliant website that that draws you in then fails to complete some of the easiest fixes needing to be made and ends up making the users experience infuriating.
Dude, did you get the Urban Dictionary word of the day yesterday? No, I didn’t. Not for the last three days! Yeah, their intern who sends them must be on vacation and they’re too lazy or dumb to automate that feature!

Web Surfer's Remorse
by One and Done July 14, 2013
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Ballers Remorse

When you spend money like a baller then regret your spending it because you could have spent the money elsewhere.
Damn bro you balled out last night. I know bra I kind of have ballers remorse.
by musicaddict1389 April 2, 2015
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saturday night remorse

Laying in bed sunday morning feeling remorseful for saturday nights actions or in-actions.
I spent 300 at the bar on patron shots for drunk biddies and the cocks dry as a motherfucker. I have saturday night remorse.

I just sent my ex-girlfriend a 500word poem on sunday morning. I have saturday night remorse.

I got that saturday night remorse, yo.. was with mad clits and only made out.

I am remorseful for saturday night.
by THe What WHAT?! December 6, 2009
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