receptive

Someone's quality. Hear the problem and give a answer. Listen carefully. Be receptive.

She was receptive, she helped me a lot.

by Dan6500 July 5, 2008

You are not the intended recipient

A term used to freindzone someone by conveying that they are not the person who should receive their love. This is usually said in disdain towards the other person.

I'm sorry, but you are not the intended recipient of my love.

by EternityIsGay February 1, 2019

recession porn

refers to a new phenomenon dealing with bad economic news being like crack. And a sick sense of doomsday thrill certain people getting from reading and following such news.

The appeal to such sensational content is somewhat "being better prepared to be the last man standing during the end of times".

Jack is pretty well off considering harsh macroeconomic conditions in the country. However, he seems to have developed an obsession with recession porn.

by S.W.A April 21, 2009

Sunday recently tagged

The batch of Facebook photos tagged on Sunday morning of you getting drunk on Saturday night. Ideally contains persons and events you cannot remember. Several may require de-tagging. The mark of a Saturday night well spent.

Yo, who the fuck is this chick I'm with in my Sunday recently tagged?

by LipService October 1, 2009

Recession

Adjective. Used to describe anything stingy or lacking.

Look at this recession biscuit. It's only got three chocolate chips.

by Amper&sand February 7, 2009

Shots Received

Recently, many people have been saying "Shots Fired," when someone gives a witty remark or serious burn. Now, if you ever find yourself on the receiving end of one of these burns, you can say "Shots Received."

Evil Friend: "Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

You: "Ouch. Shots received."

by Skinn Rols February 15, 2015

Messy Recipe

A recipe that is not adequate to make a cake. Using a messy recipe could result in a 'crazy cake'.

This could be a term to describe 'creampie' in a child friendly manner.

Taken from 'the cake song' in the kids TV show 'Lazy Town'.

"You shouldn't use a messy recipe, your cake will end up crazy"

"I would go down on her, but that horse she just shagged has left a bit of a messy recipe'.

by mojorising October 2, 2006