Posing a rabbit

Verb. To ditch somebody on a date.

"Hey, how'd the date with Jenny go?"
"Not so well. She posed a rabbit."
"What the shit does posing a rabbit mean?"
"Learn french."

by smpoza October 28, 2011

rabbit lick

When someone is going down on a chick, but stops when they realise she has a stanky vag.

yo man, did you eat that hoe out?
nah, just a rabbit lick.

by bitch-jiz and hoessssz May 1, 2009

sorting the rabbit

Connoting a brief but satisfying sexual act. Usually after arriving home from the airport and before seeing friends for the first time.

When are you getting here?

Just arrived home, sorting the rabbit quick

by Kinky Kumposer January 5, 2014

Rabbit turd

The act of pulling someone’s pants down and then simultaneously shoving m&m’s up their asshole.

I ran up to Dan and pulled his pants down during class and shoved all the m&m’s I had from the last rabbit turd I received, up his ass.

by Magnus clapdong December 20, 2022

yak rabbit

The combination of the commonly used expression "rabbit hole" with the expression "to shave a yak".

Our Scrum Master on our recent sprint really knows how to make "yak rabbit" soup, he carried on and on about that one component in the build until it seemed like we were trying to invent cold fusion technology coupled with loss-less solar energy technology but found no definitive solution or end goal in sight.

by chadastrophic June 21, 2016

Miss Rabbit

A person who seems to have a lot of jobs, gigs, and hobbies, without seeming overworked. A reference to Miss Rabbit from Peppa Pig, who has every single job in Peppa's town.

Kelly's doing pro bono legal work, is helping out in a smoothie bar, is planning to run for office, and has part time shifts in data entry, but she's still got time to come join the book club? I swear, she's a total Miss Rabbit.

by Mayor Me April 9, 2022

Ass-Rabbit

N. A mythical small lagomorph with a fully developed booty for a head, that produces feces in a manner similar to chocolate ice cream.

Man, I tell you I'm terrified of getting a Cleveland Steamroller from an ass-rabbit at night. Way worse than any boogyman.

by DickHeadMcFuck April 4, 2015