pube roll

a joint rolled using a significantly gargantuan amount of pubic hair

yo man... carey rat just smoked that pube roll we rolled with the hobos pubes.

by ajfdkjfakdfjk March 08, 2005

After Pubes

The pubic hair left in the bathroom after one shaves or trims for the first time in awhile. No matter how much you try and clean them up, they never leave.

"Common John! your after pubes are all over the counter...and the shower!"

"Oh shit, my after pubes are everywhere, I shouldn't shave in my parents bathroom anymore."

"Next time, I'm gonna trim my pubes outside. These after pubes in my bathroom are so annoying."

by ronald.p.reudolf December 03, 2010

Peek-a-pube

Pubic hairs that "peek" out the top of low-rise jeans.

Tama's jeans were so low on her hips, she had a peek-a-pube!

by Nik-a-rina November 25, 2007

Fiery Pubes

Pubes that have been doused in gasoline and then lit with a zippo.

First used in 1808 by the catsturbation monsters of the new jersey turnpike. They would light eachothers pubes on fire and then swallow big gallons of semen.

Good lord i have fiery pubes.

by Killa Monkey Fritters April 16, 2005

pube basting

During sexual intercourse, the pubes become coated with bodily fluids. After time the coating becomes thicker and crusties are created.

This fat juicy hoe came over. She was really wet and sticky. Probably from all the gravy in her diet. She was fucking pube basting my shit all night and I had to get out paint thinner to remove the fucking crusties.

by Pube Baster September 05, 2009

Pube Knuckles

When you have hairy knuckles that stand up in the ranks with the likes of Robin Williams.

I was playing quarters with Sean and realized he has a massive case of pube knuckles.

by Alix McQ August 17, 2008

pube smuggler

A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth

The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the one eyed business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.

by Awsnap Whoodat June 28, 2011