Pokhanostasis (martistasis) is a state of supreme psychosomatic equilibrium that occurs immediately after consuming a delicious, hearty meal. It’s that exact moment when your stomach is full, your body feels in a good way, and your only mission is to lie down and cuddle with someone you love.
Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive work for at least 2 hours.
The Golden Formula:
Good Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis
Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive work for at least 2 hours.
The Golden Formula:
Good Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis
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