You're so portuguese

A word used by the famous internet celebrity Markiplier, it's used in any random context but the most common use for it currently is referring to someone or something as cute or adorable. it also should be taken in consideration that the phrase is used predominantly towards cats due to the nature of the phrase coming from Markiplier saying to a cat in a video game

Cat : "Meoooow"
Markiplier : "Ohoho you're so Portuguese"

by RaeRaelo November 28, 2023

Portuguese Lucas

A kid who is obsessed with a girl called Emily. So obsessed that he actually sniffs the treadmill that she previously uses

He is such a Portuguese lucas

by Will didnt make this December 18, 2023

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert " I don't know what I did to get these wounds on elbows?"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 7, 2023

Portuguese Snorkel

An oral sex act;
The act of putting your entire ball sack in someone’s mouth and then sticking your erect penis to the side of their face, thus making it look as if they are using a snorkel.

She started working the balls so I went all in and gave her a Portuguese Snorkel

by Grufflehog September 20, 2023

Portuguese Snuffle

When someone bites the end off an ice cream cone and uses it as a funnel to give their partner a spicy enema using Portugal’s own Licor Beirão. The patient then slowly trickles the Licor Beirão out over a slice of cheesecake to make a tasty dessert.

Once Sparky was settled in Lisbon he invested in a streetwalker who helped him prepare a Portuguese Snuffle as an early Halloween trick or treat for his good lady.

by Dr T Hamil October 7, 2023

the portuguese pin ball

The Portuguese pin bill is a very complex form of sex that involves taking a golf ball and hitting it up the anus and play pinball with the woman's organs.

Yo you should've seen it, I got the Portuguese pin ball high score on Martha last night!

by Mrs. Stizzie March 3, 2021

Portuguese Butt Dial

When a women (or man) squats over your face and “stamps” your face with their butthole.

Hey baby. You looking to get freaky? Looking for Canadian porch swing? Alabama hot pocket? Portuguese butt dial?

by Good-Boy June 17, 2022