When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.
My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.
by Hotrod.stay.driven December 19, 2017
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by blackrabbit444 July 28, 2014
When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose
Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months
by Bimbap July 07, 2021
a dwarf in one's pants who's sole purpose is to induce a permanent grin on the face of the user of said dwarf by sucking his or her cock (not to be confused with irascible cockdwarfs who are prone to biting and irrational behavior resulting in a negative disposition of the user of said dwarf)
Damn, that dude's got a permanent grin on his face Either he's plotting a Machiavellian scheme or he's got a Portuguese cockdwarf in his pants!
by specialpants January 10, 2015
We knew that Manny wasn’t keeping his hands at 10 & 2 while off-roading in the desert when we heard the distinct sound of the Portuguese Whistle.
by Gabagool December 13, 2021
by Oofalot February 16, 2024