portuguese crockpot

When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.
My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.
by Hotrod.stay.driven December 19, 2017
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portuguese rato

I used my portuguese rato to browse pornhub and fap to angela white
by RockyCanoa March 07, 2023
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Portuguese Mumps

The large swollen appearance of a man's throat when deepthroating a large, uncut, Portuguese dick.
"It was so big I had to take a selfie while blowing him cuz I had these huge Portuguese Mumps."
by blackrabbit444 July 28, 2014
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portuguese muffin

When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose
Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months
by Bimbap July 07, 2021
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Portuguese cockdwarf

a dwarf in one's pants who's sole purpose is to induce a permanent grin on the face of the user of said dwarf by sucking his or her cock (not to be confused with irascible cockdwarfs who are prone to biting and irrational behavior resulting in a negative disposition of the user of said dwarf)
Damn, that dude's got a permanent grin on his face Either he's plotting a Machiavellian scheme or he's got a Portuguese cockdwarf in his pants!
by specialpants January 10, 2015
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Portuguese Whistle

When you are driving with one one hand and your forearm hits the horn inadvertently.
We knew that Manny wasn’t keeping his hands at 10 & 2 while off-roading in the desert when we heard the distinct sound of the Portuguese Whistle.
by Gabagool December 13, 2021
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portuguese lighter

A lighter you need another lighter to light.
Can you give me a spark, i only get one portuguese lighter?
by Oofalot February 16, 2024
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