Jalapeno Popper

Instance where a male has diarrhea that burns/hurts his anus so bad that symptoms include shaking of the legs, cold sweats, and most notably the shriveling up of the testicles. Because of this, many describe their testicles as beginning to ache.

"ahhh it hurts so badly" *thumping of leg against tile floor*

"yup, thats a jalapeno popper"

by hirec January 18, 2006

chimichanga popper

When a man sticks his erect penis into a cooked chimichanga and sticks it down a girls throat.

Guy1:last night we didn't have any dinner so i gave Suzie a chimichanga popper
Guy 2:i wish carol would let me give her a chimichanga popper

by phatdyck69 November 13, 2015

Holiday Popper

The Holiday Popper, is when its that time of year, yes folks Christmas. And it just so happens you're so broke because of all the holiday shopping that you had to ask your mom for one of her menthols to hit a popper, which will also be the worst popper you ever end up hitting. (Look at popper to see definition)

Thus now you have the holiday popper, Menthol cigarette, with marijuana using a bong, to hit a popper.

Me: Mom.... can i please have a cig.... i am broke from holiday shopping...

Mom: ya sure have one of my MENTHOLS

Me, 5 Minutes Later: Wow... this holiday popper just wasn't worth it :(

by TQMayng December 19, 2010

Jalapeño popper

When you put a jalapeño into the pussy or butthole of someone, like a dildo.

Stacey's boyfriend used a dildo, but Ashley's boyfriend wanted to spice it up, so he used a jalapeño popper.

by The r4p3r November 10, 2014

pill popper

A specific woman that loves to consume all kinds of various pills. The woman commences her pillage by scoring multiple double pills, triple pills, overpills, pilltaculars, pilltrocities, pillimanjaros, pilltastrophes, pillapocalypses, pillionaires, pilling sprees, pilling frenzies, and pilling riots. After her dominating pillage, she dominates her toilet with supreme force and command. She then resumes her hibernation in bed and ends up in a devastating coma, with her sexual-homoerotic son by her side filling her up with all the scauce in the world.

Your gay friend's mom is a pill popper!

by anonymous0004 May 05, 2008

Jalapeño Popper

Any child of hispanic origin or heritage who is overweight.

"Man, we were in the hood last night chilling when some Jalapeño Poppers came out of nowhere!!'

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by DasFeuerficker October 31, 2011

cherry popper

When you have intercourse with a female virgin and make her bleed due to your enormous penis.

If you want to get back a girl pop her cherry at a random hotel, slap her in the ass and tell her "Get the hell out"

by jerryblank May 16, 2005