To get muddy in the pond

Describes a situation during a conversation between a person from the UK and the US where a word or phrase is misunderstood or not understood.

To get muddy in the pond:

I asked him if he fancied a cuppa and he looked at me like I was mad. The question got muddy in the pond.

by Wavles March 3, 2020

Turner Pond

When you cum in a woman's belly button and let the semen stay pooled up in it.

I had to pull out quick couldn't make it to her chest so I gave her the ol Turner Pond.

by LEgeNdxx12 June 8, 2020

pond sausage

When you take a dump in your pond during a barbecue because it’s closer than the toilet. Or when you get ash on your Sausage during a barbecue so you give it a rinse in your pond.

Dude you totally just pond sausaged

by Brett matthewson September 19, 2020

Chocolate pond

Ian’s butthole

Stick your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond

by babyyodadabadabada October 9, 2020

Chocolate pond

The butthole

Put your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond

by babyyodadabadabada October 10, 2020

frog in the pond

The act of throwing an Allen's red frog into a saucepan full of beer

"oi mate, toss a frog in the pond"

by Owll October 16, 2020

Mossy Pond

While f**king a girl, while you are about to blow your man juices, you pull out and cum on her pubes and matte them down, creating a pond like effect

I totally mossy pond your mother last night.

by mossypondtaper November 5, 2012