Plumber's shit

When one expels enough shit into the porcelain throne that the toilet overflows and can not be fixed until worked on by a plumber.

"We need to call that plumber, I think someone flooded your bathroom with a plumber's shit."

by Fry January 23, 2017

Plumbered

The hangover from after a night getting wasted with your plumber friends. No one parties like a plumbers

Man I went out partying with mario last night and his plumber friends. I am completely plumbered

by Mtg187 October 9, 2020

Plumber's Handshake

An extremely disappointing handjob with extremely rough skin.

That girl was up for anything, but then she went for it and it ended up being a plumber's handshake

by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019

rectal plumber

A trades man of the highest order in relation to realigning the internal pipework and plumbing of the rectal cavities of others by vigorous use of his lady tickler. Whether they be a male who is turdburgling another male, a man who is kicking in the back door of his lady friend. Or a lady who has strapped on a prostrate pulveriser to even the score with the man in her life. Rectal plumbing is never soft and gentle and is always executed with vim and vigour. Often accompanied by name calling and hair pulling. Energetic thrusting and circular movements of the phallic instrument within the fartbarn of the other person is a must. Often leading to next day fart barnacles and the inability to pass solid stools.

Dude what's wrong with your mum, she's walking funny, moaning and holding her stomach?
Oh, my dad has a Nobel Prize in rectal plumbing and I think whilst he was in there he adjusted her lower intestines. She always said "Don't give me a rich man, give me a rectal plumber who'll leave me feeling like I've been kicked in the baby maker"

See Jolene over there, I rectally plumbed her last night. Man I got up in that fartbarn like the Nazis storming into Poland. Got me an Iron Cross off the Furher for services as a rectal plumber.

So Sebastian how was your date with Peter?
It was like somebody superglued an octopus to end of a hammer drill, shoved it up my fartbarn and turned it up to max. That boy has crazy rectal plumbing skills. He's the rectal plumber I've been waiting for since Uncle Frank introduced me to cock all those years ago. Anal Arse fucking Anal devastation Reamed

by Fitz2815 February 23, 2017

Plumber

Someone that plays with fecal matter because they weren't smart enough to become an electrician

The plumber came to unblock the shitter pipe outhouse

by Mustcookspark August 30, 2019

prison plumber

Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.

He was the best prison plumber in the yard.

by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023

Plumber plunged

When the girl is face down ass up. Reaches around with her hands using two fingers each to gape her vagina. The man while standing up fills her vagina with urine till over flowing. Then proceedes to insert his penis very aggressive ly into her vagina repeatedly causing splashes and if done correctly plunger noises

This girl said she was into water works so I plumber plunged her and made huge mess on her rug.

by Dick granet January 17, 2024