Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.
Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?
by kristoff77777 November 8, 2014
Get the present pastmug. by nutripoo November 12, 2015
Get the manchovey pastemug. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
by Cheeses of the Deep March 31, 2022
Get the Chezy Pastemug. -----usually consisting of more than 2 layers of "make-up items" such as:
cover-up, face cream, blush, foundation, random goo and powders, and applying them to the face, to appear sexy or perfect.
-----forwardly put: a pound of make-up on the face.
----meaning someone who uses way too much goddamn make-up
----non-real, fake "look" to a person.
-----like a nice painting, but with so much paint on one canvass, it simply globbs together.
****however, do not confuse with "pastey face". it's completley different.
cover-up, face cream, blush, foundation, random goo and powders, and applying them to the face, to appear sexy or perfect.
-----forwardly put: a pound of make-up on the face.
----meaning someone who uses way too much goddamn make-up
----non-real, fake "look" to a person.
-----like a nice painting, but with so much paint on one canvass, it simply globbs together.
****however, do not confuse with "pastey face". it's completley different.
damn, look at that paste-a-face! I bet half her skinny-ass weight is due to her face covered in all that shit!
(guy goes to kiss girl on face)
"awww gross!" "what the hell?! your such a paste-a-face! I can taste nothing but chemicals...."
you have such a paste-a-face, your begining to look moreorange tan, than naturally tan.
(guy goes to kiss girl on face)
"awww gross!" "what the hell?! your such a paste-a-face! I can taste nothing but chemicals...."
you have such a paste-a-face, your begining to look moreorange tan, than naturally tan.
by cr4zyd3z April 16, 2011
Get the paste-a-facemug. What a dirty whore needs to get the crusty build up out of her mouth, and the infection out of down south.
For the stench of rotting death wafting out of her orifices the old whore needed to score some douche paste.
by sinner86 December 17, 2007
Get the Douche pastemug. to "copy" text and "paste" it
- used to avoiding repeative typing
- to avoid "writing"
note: if proceeding with copy and paste, please read it and make enough changes to call it your own
- used to avoiding repeative typing
- to avoid "writing"
note: if proceeding with copy and paste, please read it and make enough changes to call it your own
by Bored Lexicographer May 18, 2018
Get the Copy and Pastemug. is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.
by MrPowers November 13, 2012
Get the population pastemug.