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Patrick

Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.
Hey did that guy just steal Iran's oil?

Yes thats just a Patrick.
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Patrick

Person 1: OMG hes shitting on these kids.
Person 2: Yes he must be Patrick.
by Osama is sus November 21, 2021
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Patrick

your being a real patrick today
by bajahaubs October 29, 2019
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Patrick

A man who’s as thicc as aunt Betty from the movie robots. He’s pretty stupid but that’s the pay that comes with having a phat ass. (His ass is white btw). He eats Funyuns and watched the office while FaceTiming his friend. He’s a simp and pimp at the same time. He portrays classic patrickness by sending you 8ball when you talk to him about something serious. For an uggo who attends a stem school he’s pretty cute. But he’s gay though so oh well
Girl 1: ew who’s that?

Girl 2: that dude with the big nose? Oh yeah that’s patrick!
by Bigdicklover332 June 28, 2020
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Patrick

by Jonothan123456789 April 10, 2019
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Patrick

An introverted Fuck who has no sleep schedule and Play hentai games for a living
Man that guy is a Patrick isn't he...
by Ihatemyson May 4, 2018
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Patrick

Patrick is an attractive person to most people he’s very sweet, knows when something is wrong and can make you laugh is genuinely a great person , also he’s very nice and will be there for you no matter what he’s has a big butt and abs and nappy hair he’s very nice and most girls want him
Girl: Have you seen Patrick today ?

Girl#2: yeah he’s great man I would like a piece of that ass
by Oldman24 January 2, 2019
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