Puerto Rican Ferarri

Any modified car, usually a small import street racer with an overly large exhast pipe.
"Man, that was a great (unintelligible)!"

"What was that? I couldn't hear anything over that lame-ass Puerto Rican Ferarri."
by Crash Davis II August 21, 2008
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puerto rican slurpee

A puerto rican slurpee is when one sexual partner puts a straw on the others penis and slurps out the semen inside.
Jason, "Hey bitch, wanna slob on my knob"

Kierstin, "Ok, ill give you a puerto rican slurpee
by jasonisabossenskower March 14, 2010
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Puerto Rican Jackhammer

The act of dipping a small round rod into any variety of hot sauce and then quickly thrusting it in and out of a guys peehole.
Man1: "I'm down for some kinky shit, but when she suggested a puerto rican jackhammer i was out of there"

Man2: "Well can I get her phone number then?"
by XtheoneandonlyfattyX August 06, 2011
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Puerto Rican iPod

When (in this case) Puerto Ricans hang out on the sidewalk all day next to their parked that has all four doors open and blast music as loud as possible
Frasier: Wait wait, I couldn't hear you...I'm in Bushwick and just passed a Puerto Rican iPod

Niles: Which kind?

Frasier: A tricked out Honda Civic
by stella catois January 10, 2012
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goddamn puerto ricans

yeah we think we da shit cuz we are we beautiful as hell,people who are hated on by other people like WHACKER
we godddamn puertoricans are always hated on by other bitches
by puertorican and proud April 19, 2005
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Puerto Rican Wanna Be

either a dum ass cuban that wishes he was a puerto rican or a rich stuck up puerto rican that makes A's in school that thinks hes mexican or black. Lots of em in clermont florida
Puerto Rican Wanna Be:
Yea nigga im down to cuss in front of everyone at school.
A real hardcore mexican:
Yea esa lets go fuck up some busters
by Matt156496 December 07, 2008
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Puerto Rican Steamboat

A girl takes a shit, melts it in her pussy and the guy eats it out.
Dude, my girl pulled a puerto rican steamboat last night. It was awesome!!!
by GoldenFalis March 16, 2009
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